When I was a kid, there were several games that I liked – Chutes and Ladders, Candyland, Connect Four, and Memory are the games that immediately come to mind. But the game that I loved most of all – the one that I immediately went for when game night was my choice – was Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
I have been eagerly awaiting the day when Dom is old enough to play this game with me. He recently got a Walmart gift card, and tonight we went to cash it in…for Hungry, Hungry Hippos. I know the age range is age 4 and up. But it has been a long, long time since Dom put something into his mouth that wasn’t actual food. I also figured that this would be a family game, and we would all play it together. So Daddy or I could quickly remove any marbles that ended up in Dom’s mouth. Yes, I am an idiot. How could you tell?
We came home and I set up the game. Daddy, Dom and I settled around the board on the living room floor and each selected our hippos. It took Dom a few seconds to get the hang of helping his hippo eat the marbles. I urged him on by saying, “That’s it – eat some food.” Being two, Dom misunderstood me. He thought I meant that he should eat the marbles. Obedient for the first time in months, he popped one into his mouth.
I asked him to spit it out and he did. We continued with the game, and Dom loved every second of it. He didn’t try to eat another marble, so we were in the clear.
When we were done playing (or, rather, when Dom wandered away to play with something else), I packed the marbles away into a Ziploc bag and counted them. I was one short. I recounted, and there was still one missing. Then I counted again, just in case the missing marble had rematerialized while I was counting others. Nope.
I didn’t panic. I figured the marble was round, so even if Dom had swallowed it, it obviously went right down, so it would come out easily in a few days. I even confirmed that online. But I decided to keep him awake a little longer so I could keep an eye on him. He took a massive poop, and as I was changing it, I found the marble. No, he hadn’t pooped it (if swallowed objects passed through that quickly, parents would have nothing to worry about). Instead, he had tucked it into the waistband of his diaper…I guess so he could snack on it later.
I immediately packed it away with the other marbles, and I looked sadly at the Hungry, Hungry Hippos game. Dom loved it so much that I hated to give up on it. Then I had a brainstorm. I went to the kitchen and grabbed a handful of Kix and we started another game. This time, we both ate the Hippos’ food.
I already have future plans to try the game with mini marshmallows, M&Ms, skittles, and blueberries. The moral of this story is that, once you find your lost marbles, you are pretty smart.